12 straight hours of drinking

Yeah, you pushed it.

Curled up in a ball in the back of my Wrangler.

After working a 20hr shift, I got home reached in the back to get my backpack and couldn’t quite reach. Crawled out of the seat to grab it and woke up 6 hours later disoriented af.

Sleep is one of the few things that put a dent in mine. When I started seeing Auras on people it was a sign to go to sleep in the next hour or so or face the weight of the cosmos right behind my left eye.

Aaaaaand saved! Going to be getting a lot of use out of this in the work group chat. We’ll see how long it takes before they make a new group chat without me (if they haven’t already)

Is there a word for imagined nostalgia?

Whatever the word is, UFO 50 captures it perfectly.

prohibited from directly using technology themselves

Unless you count one of the other billions of loopholes they have… I live pretty near an Amish community, and often see them with cell phones & vapes. Power tools are okay “for work”. Hell, there’s a buggy I see about once a week with RGB LEDs on the sides.

Oof, noted.

I’ll keep that in my head as something to watch for

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As a cis male, I’ve exclusively been called “Hun / Hon” by waitresses and gay men.

I’ve not been offended by any of them.

We didn’t do exhaust work

I’d have looked up the blue book value of her car, doubled it, then gave that number and said “plus labor”.

Inconceivable!

Gotta go with the good ol’ “Spike & Ike’s” where you mix in some Extra Hot Tamales.

Cabin in the Woods.

I try to find a person who doesn’t know about it an force them into watching it to watch their reactions. Almost as entertaining as the movie, and the move is great.

Procrastinate for eleven months, panic at the last minute, ask for a do over, fail, then try to learn Rust in 3 days and program a roguelike.

That was my thought process as I was watching it. The mutilated “corpse” was a pretty fucked up thing to do, then the reveal that he was alive made it so much worse than it already was.

There was a Mexican cartel video of a guy they had killed and peeled his face off so it was just bare skull.

As the video continues, the guy rolls over and you see his bare eyeballs moving around… Still alive.

That fucked me up pretty bad, then he reaches up to touch his face & they’d cut off his hands…

I’m never going to Mexico.

I work 3rd shift, the darkness doesn’t bother me. I hate it when it’s daylight when I go to work and daylight when I come home.

When DST flips, I get an extra hour of work and my sleep schedule goes to shit for a week.

If they’re trying to win over young male Trump voters, they should be playing CoD.

He seems fun, did you get his number?

The speed of their windshield wipers.