As a one time only event, as a first and a last, I wish I could go back and change the last words I ever spoke with my late father.

In the hospital bed, he was fussing at me because I told him that I was cleaning trash and old food from his house. I didn’t expect him to fuss, I was only doing the right thing ya know.

He passed away the next morning in hospital. I’m still sad to this day that our final conversation wasn’t more positive ☹️😭

It doesn’t bother me a bit, but it also largely depends on wallet design and pants design. Over the years I’ve figured out an ideal balance for all my pockets…

For reference, I’m now 43 years old.

Around 20 years ago, around age 23, I decided to keep my wallet in my right front pocket, 24/7, save for bathing and clothes changing. Yes I do sleep with my wallet in pocket, it never leaves my vicinity.

I keep my wallet where it can’t easily be stolen, right next to the family jewels ya know…

And tomorrow he’ll be like ‘I never said any such thing, that’s fake news!’

I didn’t even heat the yogurt, I just left it on top of my microwave for like a week while I went to work. Yeah I know, you’re supposed to heat the stuff up to like 160⁰F or something like that, but I basically just left it at ‘room’ temperature of around 90⁰F for like a week.

And yes it worked haha!

I made my own yogurt once, does that count?

No I’m not even joking, I literally made yogurt.

But there’s nothing to eat up there, hence why I said skull and not brain…

Did they find orange seeds in his skull?

Probably something along the lines of…

‘It’s gonna have the bigliest best ballroom like nobody has ever seen before. I’ll have the biggest best balls and all the young girls will have a blast!’

I know.

Question: How is this a good thing?

The two QR codes could be totally related, like two different versions of a rickroll, or two different versions of bad apple.

You just never know exactly which one you’re gonna get…

Hint, in my experience testing that, it partly depends what angle you’re holding your device when scanning such combo QR codes.

I had a chrome Zippo XIV, one of the models you just don’t fuck with.

I loaned it out one day to light fireworks. Somehow they overheated and ruined the flint wheel…

Anyways, if I catch you swapping Zippo parts, I’m gonna melt Frosty the Snowman…

I’ll add Bic lighter to this list too.

What else does Bic make? 🤔

Did you know that you can halftone dither two different but same size QR codes on top of each other?

I wish I had a link to the article handy, but yeah I’ve tried that myself and it totally works! You basically get a 50/50 chance of one or the other code scanning. It’s literally two QR codes in one!

And no, that’s not some new special QR code format either, it’s basically taking advantage of the nature of the scanners plus the built in error correction.

Have you never seen a flying spaghetti drone before?

Me either, but it’s 2025, it’s totally doable…

• Are birds real?
• The Flying Spaghetti Monster might save us soon.
• The Cosmic Microwave Background is just a reflection of our microwave ovens…

/s

Is?

Died in 1953.

WAS

Nice try FBI…

I’d recommend silicone glue also, but I wouldn’t use epoxy, that’ll harden completely solid and won’t long stay attached with road vibrations and all.

OP, like the person above said, check for any clips or grooves or whatever first. If you absolutely have to glue it back on, make sure all the surfaces are clean first, and make sure to tape it up in place temporarily while the glue dries. I’d give it a whole 24 hours drying time with silicone glue.