Cheating at a non-sport.

What agenda.

Okay, nothing to see here, folks. Move along, move along.

Right, Vance is a charisma black hole.

What he has going for him is that he can be an off-ramp for Trump supporters. He could fill the void left by Trump and Trump supporters won’t have to do any introspection, change sides to democrats.

And he has the backing of the billionaires.

And, you know, he’s VP, so inertia’s on his side.

I’ll take what I can get at this point.

The thing that scares me is Vance. He’s not going to be distracted by jangling keys.

In 2015, he told Rolling Stone that Ivanka was “a beauty, that one. If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father …”

Funny that “married” came to mind first in the list of reasons not to fuck his daughter.

And we know how strongly he values the sanctity of marriage.

Oh, okay.

Markwayne Mullin

Fake ID-ass name.

Trump not like us.

Pocket sand!

Being aphantasic, I admire their imaginations.

I just have to sit here in reality and take it.

What if this takes down Donald and half of Washington?

Please let it be this that brings him down.

Not that I’m picky.

🤮

She made heart eyes at Trudeau.

No rule against pedophilia in the Ten Commandments.

Well, this will put those conspiracy allegations to bed.

Oh, okay.

I don’t think he’s the president of Scotland.