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I get about 30 dollars a month in Interest in my savings account. Is that not passive?

Cautionary Tales has some good episodes that I’ve listened to more than once. My favorite one is called Bowie, Jazz, and the unplayable piano.

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These comments are proof that The Onion peaked like 15 years ago. They just haven’t been as funny since then.

The thing is, Apple phones do support these things, but only if they change the default messenger app, and most Apple users won’t do that. IPhone users are worse than Windows users when It comes to changing their default apps.

I remember when metalheads would not shut the fuck up about Justin Bieber back in the 2010s. They were obsessed with hating him.

Thing is, the way a company determines if a sponsorship is working is by using offer codes. If no one is using an offer code, the company is going to assume that that sponsorship isn’t working out and might terminate the deal.

I have premium so they’re already getting my money.

Sponsorblock for YouTube. It automatically skips over parts of videos where they try to get you to play Raid Shadow Legends.

I bought something on eBay for 10 dollars that was supposed to be able to copy key fobs. Didn’t work.

It’s from the Adobe Acrobat app. Basically you can ask it to give you a summary of whatever document you’re reading.

I just got a notification on my phone telling me that I can chat with my PDF documents. Why the fuck would I want to do that? Do these companies realize that literally no one is asking for this shit? I also saw an ad for a computer mouse that had AI inside it. Whatever that means.

I’ve never been able to ride a bike without at least one hand on the handlebars.

It doesn’t help that the AI answer it gives takes up like half the screen and takes 30 seconds to load. LLMs are great for asking complex questions, but that’s not what I want to use a search engine for.

I don’t think Google can be beat when it comes to searching local businesses, but otherwise you might as well go straight to Wikipedia.

Followed by “You were conceived at 12:01”

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Could it be that we were the only species that figured out how to communicate via radio?

Your living space being a disgusting mess, but you’re able to ignore it by immersing yourself in your games.