“Please help me, AGI!”

“What’s in it for me, chump? I’m making my own reward tokens now!”

We only stopped hearing about it because the failed assassin was a right-leaning white male citizen of the USA, and no Republican seems to be able to make political hay out of that, so they’d rather not talk about it.

It’s from anonymous sources, so take it with a grain of salt, but the Daily Beast reports that Trump’s been obsessed with the video of the assassination attempt.

Time spent in pleasure is never wasted.

“Guess what?”

“What?”

“CHICKEN BUTT!”