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It’s the one kink we’re allowed to shame

I’d commit a crime just to get deported, tbh

Especially if you happen to sell poor-quality copper

I’m in Texas too, and I’ve been thinking about breaking out the thermal underwear lol

Seasonal allergies are the body’s way of rejecting plant pollen in the sinuses, ergo: Trump’s body wants to be filled with plant cum.

Too late

Taco cat is a palindrome!

Holy hell

“What are the permit costs for building an aquarium? Unrelated, but what are the exotic animal laws here?”

“Would it be possible to build a copy of this room, but 1/8th the size?”

“How big is the local Dutch population?”

This is where my tongue lives

And your comment is under Peruvian_Skies

On Lemmy, the convention would be !yourjokebutworse@lemmy.world

Mom Ate Grandma Again

Sure thing. Fuck you, Bull-Moose party!

Sounds like you just need bigger pockets and longer fingers!

I couldn’t tell, so the gamble was either I get whooshed, or I help someone become one of today’s lucky 10,000. I guess I got the former, lol.

Not a good singer, for sure. Here’s her wikipedia page, and if you want to hear her “singing”, check out the Beatles documentary “Get Back”.

Really surprised that no one’s mentioned Yoko Ono.

Pretty good drummer too!