Tiefling IRL

While I fully agree with you, NYT has been exceptionally bad in its normalization of Trump

Never really had one, figured everything out over the Internet which was a ride. My school has a health class but half of it was DARE and the other half was STDs and surface level nutrition.

Good news, he’s also a 34 count felon

You can’t prove he didn’t have a Bluetooth powered butt plug on the whole time

I’m not racist but…

This

Closing Time is no longer by Green Day

Manual can openers are better than electric can openers

I don’t have a single favorite artist, I have dozens. So if you ask me to stop listening to one, really not that much.

Hell, I’ve willingly done it before when they turned problematic, like with Crystal Castles

This fucker wouldn’t know witchcraft if it anointed his dick

I can confirm. Precisely a week before the debate, I got a lock of Trump’s hair in the mail and a letter from Kamala that said “you know what to do”

You’re all welcome

He misunderstood when lesbians said they eat pussy

Start one then if you feel that strongly about what’s going on in Gaza

Surely the FBI will investigate this threat right? Right?

The only way he actually read Mein Kampf is if it came in picture book format

Hot sauce on pizza is a staple. Especially a good vinegary sauce. I’ll put aside my ghost pepper sauces and grab my Valentina for it.

Has anyone seen Fido?

ABC gave Trump a massive handicap but he still managed to shoot himself in the foot a few times. Even the moderator roasted him once or twice.

I am here for transgender alien prison surgeries

Does a bear shit in the woods Trump shit in his pants adult nappy?

No. No we don’t.