I don’t get it. Why would Mexican drug cartels give even a single shit about the US attorney general?

And the DNC standards, tbh

He better do it soon — dude’s already 70 years old

Bobson Dugnutt is headlining next year

I mean, of course she is. She didn’t convince Waltz to retire just for fun.

I’ll never forget the surprised Pikachu faces on all of those armed MAGA chuds on January 6th when one of them actually got shot.

Stephen Miller looks like if Peewee Herman was the president of his high school’s Young Republicans club.

You can check to see if your congressional rep has endorsed impeaching Kristi Noem over the military-style occupation

Spoiler alert: it’s only Democrats

The Lord said: come fourth, and receive eternal life.

But Peter came fifth, so all he got was a toaster.

The problem is that all the Democratic leadership thinks they’re Caesar and they’re all terrified of getting shanked if they don’t toe the party line.

The problem is that there aren’t even ways to “get rich slow” anymore. And saving? Good fucking luck when rent alone is half your monthly income and your grocery bill has gone up 30% since the pandemic.

One of your most recent comments is about killing stray cats, so I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that you’ve been banned for being an asshole rather than righteously speaking truth to power or whatever.

Does it really count as ineptitude when they’re doing it on purpose?

“He did not take the Fifth like some of his deputies did,”

I think this is the point. Smith told his deputies to do whatever they felt was necessary to protect themselves because he wants to be fully accountability for the investigation and his team. That sort of conviction is sadly rare these days… maybe even newsworthy.

Do you have any recommendations of cool ‘side web’ sites that are worth visiting?

What reputation…?

Was it treason when he was making shitposts about Biden’s health, I wonder?

I heard his blood type is ranch dressing

He’s 80 and he has a very long and public history of making terrible health choices

Mike Johnson always looks like he’s just been hit by that first stomach knot before explosive diarrhea.