Holy shit. I think they tried to talk to me today. The speed at which NO THANK YOU GOODBYE came out of my mouth surprised even me.

Holy shit that’s badass

Was working in a deli department of a grocery store. I think it was my second or third week there, and i was slicing balogna for a customer. Went to peel some of the casing off and got the tip of my thumb instead. Still think the lady who unkindly yanked my stitches out at the urgent care caused the lil flap to come off. It was 2009 and I’m actually impressed i got some tactile feeling back through the scar. I swear it fucks with the touch screen though.

Fuck Cobra, and, also, hard agree. Healthcare should just…exist. Accessibly.

Compromise: be the king of Doritos but also have ample opportunity for a job that actually pays a living wage; and good insurance to coincide with said title

I have a billion playlists on Spotify. On the off chance that you need some filler someplace…check em out lol. Username is the same

I completely forgot about avatars lol

I like voyager a lot, too. Definitely bridges the gap for me from RIF

I do like ravioli, yes lol

I had a pair in high school and loved them, but they don’t really darken enough when driving, which is unfortunate

Look, I have a REASON!!

Growing up my stepmom made it so often I got sick of it.

Just means y’all tortellini lovers can have my portion.

WE KNOW.

what I really want to know, though, is when’s the riot? I’ll get a pitchfork. I’m ready. Let’s go.