I mean realistically

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      2 years ago

      If you mix in big cats, a wife you can loosely pin your death on and a polygamist that wants her dead… you’re golden.

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      Just take on some loans and credit cards, buy a bunch of cool survivor gear and get one if those van life vans and flea the country