Someone check that it hasn’t just rolled in curry like that bloody seagull

US already has an orange overlord. I can’t recommend it.

Soeone’s koi pond is about to get spicy

Even sharks are fair-weather McLaren fans now. I liked them before they were good.

(Or I guess I should say “when they were bad” because they’ve been good many times.)

Orange blahaj!

Awesome discovery! There are so many things we havent’t seen before yet and it always amazes me.

For some bonus good news, I saw the comments of the original article seemed pessimistic about the fate of the shark so I went looking:

From TicoTimes

Fishermen released it after a quick examination, and it swam away in good shape.

We need more starburst candy looking animals in this world

I bet it isn’t tasty, so just put it in the formalin can and that’s it.