The winning message for a Democrat:
I will be your revenge. I will burn the Republican’s criminal empire to the ground. It won’t undo their crimes, but I will make them suffer.
The winning message for a Democrat:
I will be your revenge. I will burn the Republican’s criminal empire to the ground. It won’t undo their crimes, but I will make them suffer.
Better if he says “No, he didn’t blow me. Someone else was blowing me. And when I jizzed, it got in his face because he was licking my ass.”
Bill Clinton straight facedly describing being give a rusty-trombone by Trump would be the best moment in all American politics, ever.