• ElJefe@lemmy.ca
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    10 hours ago

    There’s a plethora of ridiculously cute pictures online and this is what they choose??

    pink fairy 1

    pink fairy 2

    You’re welcome.

    • altphoto@lemmy.today
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      6 hours ago

      God: hmmm, I “accidentally” ended up with these extra penises and balls after creating everyone. Hmmm, what should I do? Nah? 12" penises are way too long. How about we make the heads as noses for a cute little animal! Yeah OK! Now, just pull the scrottom right over the back. Oh and eagle talons! C’mon you get a set of 20 eagle grade talons! Go dig some hole!

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        6 hours ago

        Guy in Peru: got one! Oh but this one is weird! I don’t think it will make a good charango! No, not at all!

  • clif@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    This website comes up in my news feed occasionally and it’s always the most absurdly click baity misleading headlines.

    “Doctors say you MUST have this one thing or you will die within days!”

    … water, it’s water.
    Dumb shit like that. It’s been frequent enough that the URL is burned into my brain as “fuck that website”.

    Sorry, just felt like the need to rant : )