“So, I wanted to address this because what I didn’t want to see is bags of compost with human bone fragments.”
“I didn’t want to see that in my Home Depot stores,” Scott said.
Sorry what??? Like what the fuck is happening in her brain? Having said that. I would totally buy the human bone meal at Home Depot.
Without looking at the article, guess what party she’s a member of.
Both parties are against cannibalism, I’m pretty sure. Both parties are equally susceptible to hoaxes.
No they aren’t equally susceptible to hoaxes, and you can tell that’s true because I can predict which party she’s from.
She was upset because Washington legalized human burial without preserving the dead?
So, hold up. Are they worried that if you don’t preserve the dead they turn into zombies or something?
They oppose anything that challenges cultural norms.
All it would take would be Trump dropping a single line in one of his rambling diatribes about how he ate a guy once, and folks like this would do an immediate about face and push to legalize cannibalism.
He was a great guy, the best, so smart, just the smartest. He had a brain the size of a watermelon, it was just so huge. It tasted so good. It was so huge and jiggle. And so tender, you didn’t even need a knife we all just had spoons, they came from my great Uncle’s spoon factory. He had the best spoons, my Uncle, he knew everything about spoons. Do you all have a spoon guy? If not you need to get a spoon guy, you haven’t lived till you had a spoon guy.
