• LocoOhNo@lemmus.org
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    9 months ago

    Cue the womp womp wooooooomp.

    “Honestly, your honor, I got duped into commiting murder. Sure, the pay was great and I was completely on board, but then I got caught and I knew I had to say something.”

    Of course, he had right wing backing, so the “Oops, my bad” defense is gonna work.