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Just an old fart from down under here to read some cool content and have some laughs along the way.
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Make Acronyms Go Awry
“Make Assholes Great Again”
Takes off red cap and stares intently at the four letters. Turns to their friend, “Are we the baddies assholes?”
There goes Walmart Nero …
Lol. And here I was thinking people would not jump on a daft obscure “bible” comment.
K&R is Old Testament and New Testament is “The C++ Programming Language”, by Bjarne Stroustrup.
They probably meant the true bible, “C Programming Language” by Kernigan & Ritchie. Good to teach kids about software.
They may want to sort out their little golden calf issue before their imaginary friend in the sky starts striking them down with lightning.
“I aim to pease.”, A Cockwork Orange.
You are right. Removing the L makes all the difference.
He is probably renting a room under a false name at the Fours Seasons Total Landscaping centre.
Scaramucc, Scaramucc, does not like the human mango?
Blunders, faults, and right wing, but really this all about … ME!
Gali….
(Song is cut short after reaching the maximum allowed Mooch seconds)
This is not limited to just brands from China.
“ In July 2023, Human Rights Watch wrote to BYD (China), General Motors (US), Tesla (US), Toyota (Japan), and Volkswagen (Germany) to obtain information about their efforts to map their aluminum supply chains and eliminate exposure to forced labor in Xinjiang. “
https://www.hrw.org/report/2024/02/01/asleep-wheel/car-companies-complicity-forced-labor-china
In other words this creep has thought about raping women who are wearing shorts. Authorities should be putting him on a watch list.
“ Carpenter — who holds world records in fork-bending and straitjacket escapes, but has no fixed address “
I can see why he was picked given his relevant credentials.
“Step into my office”. Gestures at a row of large boxes behind Wendy’s. “Yes, the one surrounded by bent forks.”
Trumps said I can have docs, law says not those ones, hard left turn to royals.
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Toy shops across the US have reported a plummet in sales of kids tactical play vests as a large section of the product’s demographic are landing in jail.
Donnie, flee to Russia before it’s too late
Before it’s too late
Before it’s too late
Donnie, flee to Russia before it’s too late
Before they blow up your world
Next press conference he will be in an adidas tracksuit crouched awkwardly on the ground saying, “It was a joke comrade”.
Trump screamed from his jail cell, “Biden is a bad person, Hillary is a bad woman, I am the man that the camera loves and will save America. Just check my TV ratings. Best ever they say.” For months he continued this chant until his mind began to crumble. Towards the end he just stood leaning awkwardly forward, his one allowed prison uniform exception his comically long red tie almost touching the ground, repeating over and over again with a blank stare,
“Person, woman, man, camera, TV”, “ Person, woman, man, camera, TV”, …
Either he fell asleep watching the movie below and confused it with his own reality, was inspired by it with his tactics to win elections, or Robin Williams is a time traveller.
“Man of the Year”, 2006, starring Robin Williams.
A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.
Edit: I can’t spell Williams apparently.