F B I ⚡️⚡️

Fart of the seal 🦭💨

‘In my defense, I was blackout drunk when I shared this…’

“i’M A bUsiNeSsMAn” 💩💩💩

Time to clear out the affluent old fossils who act as controlled opposition.

The DNC fucked every god damn thing up.

Carville represents controlled opposition

None of this matters until the Starlink in swing states fiasco is addressed

From the “no shit” files.

“The late great Hannibal Lecter…”

Everyone— “wut?”

Orange is the new black

Touché

We really need him to produce a chart of these levels he’s talking about, for the sake of comedy.

Stock market futures be like 📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉

Don’t forget to starve the destitute children and let work set them free.

This is the word of the Lord.

It’s the only way he’ll ever get “fULL sELf dRiviNg” approved, since this bozo can’t figure it out, but Tesla stock has been pretending it works since 2020.

Accurate

It’s more like the Divided States of America these days. Maybe MAGAts will modify their go to 3 syllable chant to “DSA! DSA! DSA!…”

Kettle Ketamine meet pot

Make America 1929 again

Ted in here downvoting 😂🤣

Fuck you Ted 🖕