No they want to kill all the non white non Christian people. That’s why they have a death camp

test plant on grug before eating

FUCK. yep you got me.

I still fucking hate mitch tho

and who’s fault is that mitch? you dumb bitch. I hope this fuck lives long enough to suffer for all the damage he has done

Fuck off loser

Accused a reporter of questioning her

Vance, in tears, asked his daughter if they could go home to mommy where there weren’t any scary people asking why he is Putin’s bitch

It would be iconic if this man who rose to power on eggs was suddenly and relentlessly pelted by them

Day 1: World experiences “The glitch” simultaneously and gets set back 24 hours. Dead come back to life, religions take it as proof of god

Day 2: Media: “ground hogs day?” memes: “Its def groundhogs day grandpa has come back from the dead twice.”

Day 3: Religious freak out, no one is saying they went to heaven when they died, reincarnation cycle has been haulted, souls bound in earthly bodies

Day 4: Various religions attempt violent crusades, general violence, and mass suicide

Day 5: Nukes

Day 6: No fighting because dying by nukes hurt the whole time

Day 7: Hey want to eat the chocolate bar today? I had it yesterday

Day 8: Live television and internet broadcasts become only new form of entertainment. Massive downloads for rogue like games and short games you can beat in a day. Money starts to lose meaning

Day 9: General Hedonism, people pursue self gratification / or self betterment as nothing else lasts

Ethical standards. Don’t make me fucking laugh.

Other administrations being bad does not make this one better. Everyone is in a position to critique this administration because everyone has a stake.

Cream of wheat but then you put a gloop of fruit yoghurt on top. Delicious probiotic fruit gruel.

2nd place goes to microwaved potato

Arson.

Because more people now consider politically motivated violence acceptable. That’s the whole story.

The ability to shape steel. Sounds basic but blacksmiths make the tools for everything else.

Are you being haunted?

Yeah but I wasn’t for a long time. There was a spiderman cartoon where mary jane was targeted for murder because her name was in a database of organ donors and the villain needed her organs for his wife or something. scared the shit out of me when I was a kid and I had a knee jerk reaction when filling out the form I never really thought about. someone had to directly ask me before I realized I had based this decision on a cartoon I saw when I was 5.

*some humans with a skin condition

“These lines are only visible in those with a mosaic[1][2][3] skin condition or in chimeras where different cell lines contain different genes.” So yeah click bait article

shut up tommy nothing that cool is happening. Less people give a fuck about your dumb desert wizard because you are using him as an excuse to hurt people