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LMAO no

Way too little, way too late. Medhi cut her up so surgically I don’t even know if she’s gonna have the stones to resurface four years from now. Hopefully being a Russian asset pays well, Shill is done

And of course he used his full fucking name on a porn site. That’s so dense that it has to be true. What an idiot 🤣 He’s so cooked

I think it’s mainly used to describe something depressing, but weird and cringe work too

This is the power of the Dark Side

Oh this needs to be talked about more definitely, right on

Most likely is he’s very openly a fucking asshole, to your point an open asshole but I think we’re on the same wavelength

Honestly more like “Red White and CUCKED”. Conservatives hate you. Donald Trump hates you. Kid Fucking Rock hates you. This self flagellation is pathetic, take the blinders off. The right wing is not a safe space for LGBTQ and it never will be

I don’t know why at this point, but my jaw dropped when he was verbally sucking off Orbán. I couldn’t believe how much he was glazing that piece of shit, but then I remembered who’s mouth it was coming out of. Donald sure loves that “iron fist” approach to “leadership”

This makes me so sad for him, but keep telling on yourself Lindsey. Also fuck you

The exhausting 24hr news cycle must’ve deleted this from my brain to make more room for storage. Of course they went after Dolly, there is no shame and there is no low too low for these traitorous scumbags

First Taylor Swift, now the Foo Fighters?!?! Damn Donald, wanna piss off Dolly Parton fans next?

I’ve seen him with that smug prick smirk of his but that’s about it outta me dawg

His Doctor lied, you can see the top of the ear still attached in this very picture. Are we sure this isn’t someone else’s blood?

Walz singlehandedly unified the Dems in a day with AOC and that scum ass Manchin endorsing him. That’s fucking crazy

The Tim Walz VP get was such a W. Kamala’s campaign was already blazing hot, adding Coach Walz is genius level 5d chess. Trump and Vance have nothing, right wing media “talent” are filling their diapers… it’s glorious

Walz just graduated from stage cooking and he’s already serving JD up like a executive chef at a Michelin rated restaurant, can’t wait for this

This is the guy whose very own Lieutenant Gov Dan Patrick suggested during the peak of Covid that the elderly should unretire and get back to work!, sacrificing themselves for… the economy. Seriously, that’s not a joke, that actually happened. Both Abbott and Patrick are likely technically of “elder” age. Mother Nature clearly demands vengeance by way of Texan blood, even if it’s the blood of hate filled shit-donuts like these two. We can round Cruz’s age to elderly too, because fuck it

Aww damnit Jimmy… would that all who took the Oath of Office had your kind soul

Praying that this somehow glitches him back to the one politician I was actually hyped for back whan