I wish there was a way to explain this without making it sound gross, but get some saltines, chew em up, and sneak the pill into the mash in your mouth before you swallow

Considering almost every one of my ancestors for the last few hundred million years managed to have sex at least once, I’d say it’s pretty remarkable how I’ve managed to avoid it so far

I can’t wait for a conservative family member to claim that saying the n word is no reason to get punched

And it’ll be the source of many a great video of people getting decked for saying it

He also has a habit of making videos that are just long ads, like that self-driving car, or that shampoo

Sharing users’ mental health information with advertisers and connecting LGBT users with Christian faith-based therapists are the two big issues I’m aware of

The electricity one wasn’t so much him being wrong as it was him being really bad at communicating that one point

Heh. You made one mistake… Your safety’s on.

Then I would try some action movie bullshit and die, but can you imagine if it worked?

He’s also easy to read. Too often I see a comment with this much text and lose interest instantly, but I didn’t even notice that this comment doesn’t even fit on my screen until I started typing this

The story goes, or the way that I was told, there was a king that always felt too high and then he felt too low. And so he called all his wise men to the hall, and he begged them for a gift to end the rises and the falls. But here’s the thing—they came back with a ring. It was simple, and was plainly unbefitting of a king, and engraved in black—well it had no front or back, but there were words around the band that said “just know this too shall pass.”

Hell yeah it is

Haha but really my favorite quote is

Critics who treat ‘adult’ as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.

Really helps me feel better about the fact that I’m a 28 year old man who exclusively watches anime

Better to piss in the sink than sink in the piss

Imagine taking everything. Splice both kidneys in there and get that ultra pure blood. Climb Mount Everest with no supplemental oxygen using a second set of lungs. Four nuts.

If I had a twin, he’d have to watch his back

He can pick up the rock too. The whole concept is that he’s not bound by normal human logic.

Robots need money too

Are they just killing people and recreating copies everytime they transport people?

Yes, it literally Prestiges you, as evidenced by the time it didn’t kill Riker and there were two of him

But we don’t have free will. The bible makes that perfectly clear in Romans 9.

Space is big, light is slow, and the inverse square law is a thing. You think we’ve been pumping out radio broadcasts for hundreds of years and nobody has contacted us yet, but we’re only detectable to life within 200 lightyears if they’re specifically looking for the signals we pump out, and they’re looking exactly at us. We’ll only see a response if they decide to, and we can detect it, and we’re looking at them when their response reaches us, and we recognize that it’s a response and not a peryton.

It’s not a paradox, you just have to look at this Wikipedia page.

Lmao even among those of us willing to push the definition of a “pile” to its absolute limits, there are differences

Imo, if you can stack one grain of sand onto another, you can have a pile of 2