Mark Robinson may be on his way to a historic defeat in North Carolina | CNN Politics
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A new CNN poll on the North Carolina governor’s race finds scandal-plagued Republican nominee Mark Robinson trailing his Democratic opponent by 17 points.
    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5·
      3 months ago

      he’s just trying to get called something other than couchfucker.

      unforntunately, couchfucker sticks harder than goatfucker.

      • Tobberone@lemm.ee
        4·
        3 months ago

        Which reminds me of that old joke: “but you fuck one coach…”

        Edit: just spotted my typo… I’ll leave it in😊

        • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
          3·
          3 months ago

          but he hasn’t even fucked a couch!

          Or so he insists. One doth protest too much, methinks.

          • Tobberone@lemm.ee
            1·
            3 months ago

            I never said anyone did, i was just reminded about a joke describing how some actions overshadows other activities when retold among peers.

            • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
              2·
              3 months ago

              Sorry, my joke didn’t quite land- “couchfucker” stuck and he “didn’t even fuck a coach one time.”

              (He does protest a bit much though. Maybe he tried it after it came out, or something.)