nomorebillboards@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-22 months agoYou have the option to absolve all of Chair or all of Table for the rest of eternity from the fabric of reality. Which would be easier to live without?message-squaremessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down16
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareYou have the option to absolve all of Chair or all of Table for the rest of eternity from the fabric of reality. Which would be easier to live without?nomorebillboards@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-22 months agomessage-square19linkfedilink
minus-squareApeman42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 months agoYou can use a chair as a table, but can’t comfortably sit on most tables. QED, fuck off tables.
minus-squareℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoYou got that backwards. Tables are often more comfortable to sit on than chairs, but chairs make lousy tables.
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoA picnic bench is just a low, skinny table.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoOr is that a stool?
minus-squareblackbrook@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoNo that’s what comes out of the butt.
You can use a chair as a table, but can’t comfortably sit on most tables. QED, fuck off tables.
You got that backwards. Tables are often more comfortable to sit on than chairs, but chairs make lousy tables.
A picnic bench is just a low, skinny table.
Chairs are just tables for butts.
Or is that a stool?
No that’s what comes out of the butt.