• CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    Ever since I learned about Lobster Boy from Faux “News”, I wake up in a cold sweat every night, and it’s been over a decade. Lobster? Steak!? On food stamps?

    The culture of dependence must end, I say!

    /me clutches pearls and calls for the country’s manager…