I bet you’d love for me to shut up as much as you’d love Vance and friends to stop talking. But as long as as they keep jibber-jabbering like some pitiful fool, I’ll be here:

Print photos of different couches or dolphins and mail them to any or all of these locations:

https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/

Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you, weirdo💋”

And remember, No means No, consent must be verbally given (even from a childless couch), and consent can be revoked at any time. Be safe people!