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minus-squareRunningInRVA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up57arrow-down1·2 months agoHis long term plans of fucking Americans were complete long before this election cycle.
minus-squareRunningInRVA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down1·2 months agoDoes he? I thought he kept freezing up and then slithering away.
minus-squarepartial_accumen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·2 months agoHe freezes in shock when someone discovers and destroys one of his Horcruxes.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoPeople like that? Always scheming. Always.
minus-squareDogPeePoo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoHe was running low on his Unicorn blood transfusion
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoNot if we can find and destroy all of his horcruxes
minus-squareMegaUltraChicken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoHow are we gonna destroy Ted Cruz’s beard?
minus-squareabff08f4813c@j4vcdedmiokf56h3ho4t62mlku.srv.uslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoTBH I never expected this. As he declines from old age ( as I inferred from https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-senate-republican-leader-stepping-down-ba478d570a4561aa7baf91a204d7e366 and https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/watch-mitch-mcconnell-freeze-press-conference-rcna96486 ) he’s actually becoming a reasonable, sensible politician. Well, on second thought, I’m being too optimistic.
His long term plans of fucking Americans were complete long before this election cycle.
He still has more!
Does he? I thought he kept freezing up and then slithering away.
He freezes in shock when someone discovers and destroys one of his Horcruxes.
People like that?
Always scheming. Always.
He was running low on his Unicorn blood transfusion
Not if we can find and destroy all of his horcruxes
How are we gonna destroy Ted Cruz’s beard?
TBH I never expected this. As he declines from old age ( as I inferred from https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-senate-republican-leader-stepping-down-ba478d570a4561aa7baf91a204d7e366 and https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/watch-mitch-mcconnell-freeze-press-conference-rcna96486 ) he’s actually becoming a reasonable, sensible politician.
Well, on second thought, I’m being too optimistic.