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minus-squareRunningInRVA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up57arrow-down1·13 days agoHis long term plans of fucking Americans were complete long before this election cycle.
minus-squareRunningInRVA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down1·13 days agoDoes he? I thought he kept freezing up and then slithering away.
minus-squarepartial_accumen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·13 days agoHe freezes in shock when someone discovers and destroys one of his Horcruxes.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·13 days agoPeople like that? Always scheming. Always.
minus-squareDogPeePoo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·13 days agoHe was running low on his Unicorn blood transfusion
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·13 days agoNot if we can find and destroy all of his horcruxes
minus-squareMegaUltraChicken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·13 days agoHow are we gonna destroy Ted Cruz’s beard?
minus-squareabff08f4813c@j4vcdedmiokf56h3ho4t62mlku.srv.uslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 days agoTBH I never expected this. As he declines from old age ( as I inferred from https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-senate-republican-leader-stepping-down-ba478d570a4561aa7baf91a204d7e366 and https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/watch-mitch-mcconnell-freeze-press-conference-rcna96486 ) he’s actually becoming a reasonable, sensible politician. Well, on second thought, I’m being too optimistic.
His long term plans of fucking Americans were complete long before this election cycle.
He still has more!
Does he? I thought he kept freezing up and then slithering away.
He freezes in shock when someone discovers and destroys one of his Horcruxes.
People like that?
Always scheming. Always.
He was running low on his Unicorn blood transfusion
Not if we can find and destroy all of his horcruxes
How are we gonna destroy Ted Cruz’s beard?
TBH I never expected this. As he declines from old age ( as I inferred from https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-senate-republican-leader-stepping-down-ba478d570a4561aa7baf91a204d7e366 and https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/watch-mitch-mcconnell-freeze-press-conference-rcna96486 ) he’s actually becoming a reasonable, sensible politician.
Well, on second thought, I’m being too optimistic.