One might even call it… an ultimultimatum.
Fuck me, this timeline is so goddamn stupid
I really wonder what the hell unconditional surrender means in this case.
STOP MAKING NUKES… that all of our spies are telling us you aren’t actually making, so they must be next to the nukes from Iraq’s WMD’s.
Surrender means they have to stop doing something… and best I can see iraq’s just been sitting there minding their own damn business, when isreal attacked them. It’s like the god damn “STOP RESISTING!!!”.
Because it’s a famous thing from WWII. It means nothing. Just more consent manufacturing.
Watch them set up the draft so that conservative white kids don’t get called.
“I mean, nobody knows what I’m going to do, not even me” Trump said. “I can tell you this, that Iran’s got a lot of trouble, and they want to negotiate. The Eyeatolla came to me, tears in his eyes, and said Sir, you were sent by Allah to bring peace to the world”
He says so much bizarre shit that I can’t even tell if this is a real quote or not. Like it seems fake, but this wouldn’t be the strangest string of words to spew out of his mouth.
How redundantly redundant of him.
…and repetitive.
Don’t worry everyone. The fucker can’t keep a straight story on tariffs. Much less this. Taco will always taco.
The US has already destroyed any good will with Iran with endless sanctions. They laugh at new sanctions because there’s nothing left to sanction, just like Fidel Castro. The entire point is to inspire more Islamic terrorism as a distraction for all the rights we’re losing.
Is this Trump’s equivalent of China’s “Final Warning”?
YOU HAVE 1 SECOND to provide COMPLETE FINANCIAL RESTORATION. ABSOLUTELY AND IRREVOCABLY FINAL OPPORTUNITY. RESTORE MY BUSINESS OR BE LEGALLY ANNIHILATED. John Johnson
No one takes murica seriously. Iran for sure gives no fucks what your orange clown thinks