I triple checked the URL to make sure it really was a news source and not some new TheOnion link. I am surprised and I am shocked that this guy can still surprise me. Everytime this dipshit does something crazy I think, “it can’t really get worse than this” and yet, after all these years, he still manages to fuck things up in a way that no one else has ever thought of.
I remember a long ago time, when I didn’t feel the need to check if every Presidential announcement was real or a joke.
I also remember a time when the joke pronouncements were funnier than the real ones.
I triple checked the URL to make sure it really was a news source and not some new TheOnion link. I am surprised and I am shocked that this guy can still surprise me. Everytime this dipshit does something crazy I think, “it can’t really get worse than this” and yet, after all these years, he still manages to fuck things up in a way that no one else has ever thought of.
Remember that Adam Sandler line? “We’re all stupider for having heard that”?
That’s how I feel after a decade of this.
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