The GOP fantasy crowd is so accustomed to conspiracy theories that they’re betting the Democrats will switch candidates at the last minute. Have they actually paid attention to politics?

Democrats have all the spontaneity of the House of Windsor. Or, closer to home, they’re closer to what Republicans once were, a party that falls in line not in love.

  • givesomefucks@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    8 months ago

    As soon as I’m done explaining nuclear physics to my dog, I’ll get right back to you.

    I try to manage my time by putting the easiest tasks first.