• StabbingSky@lemmy.zip
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      Don’t insult vaginas like that. They’re strong and resilient.

      Those snowflakes are more akin to testicles.

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        Testicles provide something, and help with procreation. These snowflakes do less than a snowflake. They are more akin to skin tags or dandruff, or other similar waste products. Piss and shit are more useful than they are.

        Arguably actual snowflakes have more of a backbone than JD Vance

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            You know what? That’s kind of perfect.

            Nobody expects a wet fart. They’re usually a product of a poorly thought out decision. When they happen, they’re embarrassing, hard to clean completely and typically leave a stain. You swear you’ve learned your lesson about trust, but enough time passes and another one finds its way into your drawers.

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          And despite what you may have heard, pusillanimous does not serve as the basis for pussyfoot, pussycat, or a certain related vulgarism.

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        My apologies. I have no problem coming up with alternatives, until we find one that is mutually acceptable.

        How does, “little bitch energy” work? I know it may be offensive to small dogs…but it has a nice ring to it.

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      If you’re expecting anything but epic cowardice from Vance, you’re going to be disappointed

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        This is the guy that referred to tiny-d donnie as America’s Hitler.

        And now is his VP. Also this fuckface was saying this just last year:

        JD Vance Says ‘Nazi’ Should Not Be Used as an Insult

        Vice President JD Vance has urged Democrats to “stop telling your supporters that everybody who disagrees with you is a Nazi” if they want to end political violence in the United States.

        https://www.newsweek.com/jd-vance-says-nazi-should-not-used-insult-2134222

        Yeah, because properly calling out the fascism on the right is the real problem and the cause of political violence. 🙄

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          Yeah, Vance was once as anti-Trump as Rubio was. Amazing what greed and lust for power will do to the principles of not-very-principled people.

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      Well, in fairness- he’s owned property. So he’s not allowed to condemn anything his owners don’t allow. But he managed to squeeze this out, so… let’s see how he gets punished for it.

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    Back in the Cold War, someone suggested that the so-called nuclear football be surgically placed inside a random citizen and in order to order an atomic strike the President would have to personally slice open the living body.

    If anyone should watch this, it should be Vance and Trump and all their clean handed cronies.

    Heck, give Trump a rifle and let him lead the squad. We all know he’d chicken out.

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      I don’t think he would chicken out. Trump has no problem raping women and committing fraud. And no problem bombing civilians

      If anything, it would empower him even more

      For him, the only thing he cares about is whether it benefits him. In his mind, this does because it makes him look less weak.

      He sees people as tools, not human beings

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          It’s wild that we’ve gone from the right wing arguing about Obama’s middle name sounding muslim, to debating what crime of Trump’s is worst. Is it raping kids? Raping women? Tax fraud to gain power? Trying to start a civil war? Bombing a boat and murdering people without due process?

          Sadly, this isn’t even the worst thing he’s done

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            Probably having Musk dismantle USAID. On track to kill an estimated millions (14 million, including 4.5 million children under 5) by 2030.

            Then there are hard to estimate and really know kinds of things like extending the use of coal and killing solar/wind projects - how many more will die as a result of that? Same goes for further defanging EPA…

            Same goes for killing science funding and causing a huge brain drain - hard to say what kind of life-saving/life-extending/quality-of-life medical, technical and scientific breakthroughs may have been disrupted or delayed by these stupid apes.

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      Heck, give Trump a rifle and let him lead the squad.

      I would be highly surprised if that fucker has the physical and mental ability to lift a rifle and accurately fire it at a man-sized target a few yards away.

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          That is where the tell you mythical stories about how brave and noble the USA is.

          Wait till you find out Western countries put many top Nazis in top leadership roles after the Holocaust.

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      I understand the sentiment, but they do not care about others and I assure you they wouldn’t mind getting their hands dirty. They are green with envy seeing ice murder people in the streets. So much of their gun toting macho man culture is just foaming at the mouth while talking about how ready they are to kill someone. I do not think they value human life at all and they undoubtedly lack the empathy that would make a normal person think twice about cutting open a human being just to murder another group of human beings.

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      That is a cool story bro, but honestly even murdering a baby with their bare hands wouldn’t stop them, hell that would probably make their day.

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    When we say guns should be regulated to prevent mass shootings like this, we’re told the guns aren’t the problem. Mental health is the problem.

    Well for once we caught one of these mental health victims alive. And now, close to 20 years after the fact, we’re going to address that mental health problem. By killing the guy. With guns.

    And our dispute, apparently, is “Do we turn this mental health treatment into a gory spectacle, or do we do it on the down-low?”

    It’s the Culture of Life ™.

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    Transparent bitch. You will never be president of the US vance. You are an unlikable bitch, and everybody hates you.

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      this was my reaction too. oh, you dont want to have mandatory viewing of executions? then vote them out of existence. unfortunately a lot of people are fine with it or outright support it because they arent affected by it.

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    Is it possible there’s a shred of humanity in that husk of a human shell?

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    Hm, it’s like “JD” here is taking a page out of Mike Johnson’s playbook. Well, at least he didn’t pretend not to have even heard of about it, like Mikey always does.

    Surprised he was not practically sprinting away from the camera while answering.