• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    6 days ago

    He should be the first to be drafted, and sent straight to the front, as an inspiration to the youth of America.

    Barron reportedly has a $150 million fortune. Tell Trump that he’ll inherit it if Barron dies, and he’ll put Barron on the front line tomorrow.

  • switcheroo@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    If he were a better person I’d probably feel bad for saying it but he’s not and I don’t, so: good god he is a ugly. Looks like a younger smug version of his sperm donor. He looks like someone you’d have to keep your hand over your drink around. Yuck.

    Nepo baby never having to work. A leech. A parasite. I’d say yes draft his ass so that he has some worth but he’d probably accidentally shoot someone. Or cry like a little bitch when he stubs his toe.

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    5 days ago

    There should be a law in every country that if the state initiates a draft all their eligible family members of those in power should be drafted for the front line first or else the firing squad. No exceptions.

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    Imagine that! 150 million=150 houses that normal people would dream of owning and living in them for the rest of their lives forever. Its actually shit money if you think about it, but its big enough to employ a good 100 people.

  • SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml
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    6 days ago

    Send his ass to the middle east, so he can become the leader of the IRGC, be declared the Mahdi, topple the American Empire, and then take over the world

  • OldGrayDog@fedinsfw.app
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    7 days ago

    Drumpf will tell kegsbreath to make him a general, just to piss everyone off, it’s his goal to see how much he can ruin the US before he groaks.